she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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