VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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