I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
as a side note pls kill me
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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