Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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