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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

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  ...are you coming on to me?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.

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  I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans

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• (516): View more from New York

  ...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?

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  hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that

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  is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.

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