My girlfriend figured out who you are.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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do herpes really smell.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today