U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I will pee on everything he values.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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