Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Congratulations! We have a period
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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