I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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