i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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