I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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