Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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