help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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