S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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