Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
