And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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