I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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