Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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