well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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