Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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