...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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