I am spending my child support on dildos
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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