a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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