You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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