brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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