Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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