I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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