that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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