Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
My life is pants optional.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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