D3 body, D1 cock
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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