"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
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woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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