yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I didn't notice because vodka
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
tell me about the eggs
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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