Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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