Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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