I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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