I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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