I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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