I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You surviving the open bar?
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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