its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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