She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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