Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
it was like eating out sand paper
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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