That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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