I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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