he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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