we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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