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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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