dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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