i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
