Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
please come you make the beer taste better
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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