There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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