saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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