First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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