I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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