He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
