I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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