By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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