Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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