you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
